Posted 3 hours ago

potterblotter:

waterkangaroo:

nyan-nyan-pur:

desynchronization:

This is that part.

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Oh thank god! I was worried. I didnt know what part I was at.

(Source: steveholtvstheuniverse)

Posted 3 hours ago

hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready

(Source: lolgifs.net)

Posted 3 hours ago

notenoughsockmonkeys:

So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick

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And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:

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I can take photos like this:

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Posted 12 hours ago

I GOT THE JOB! I START IN A WEEK. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO, MONEY! THINK OF THE SHOES I CAN BUY. (one girly trait, allow)
Annnnnnnnd I’m going seeing the boyshape on Thursday. I am excite.


Yayayayayayyaayyayayayayaayyyyy! Job! Potentially no more Satan’s! Yayayayayyaay!

Posted 12 hours ago

rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

Posted 12 hours ago

What, blonde? Yeah. This is dyed but my hair (underneath the 20+ layers of bleach) is this colour naturally. Fuck being light blonde.

I don’t think I’m anime. :S though I have been called Mew before!

Posted 12 hours ago
Posted 12 hours ago

cecstrong:

blackoutofgretely:

cecstrong:

hey straight people how’s that going for you?

fine actually. how’s being intolerant of nature’s choices going for you?

it’s going real great! i don’t understand why the leaves fall off the fucking trees in the winter and it pisses me off

(Source: sofiacopppola)

Posted 12 hours ago

danglingthpider:

porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house

Posted 12 hours ago
Posted 12 hours ago

nikaalexandra:

anyone who says cats are the only assholes has clearly never owned a dog

Posted 14 hours ago

Still can’t get used to seeing myself with my natural hair colour. It’s weird as heck. Even if it is just temporary.
Please ignore the 1000000 freckles and bags under my eyes. I’m too lazy for anything but eyeliner right now.

Posted 17 hours ago

lionphantom:

the-emperor-lord-michael:

insane-sinead:

vangoghsdaughter:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

"I’m gay"
NO NO I BOY AND YOU GIRL AND WHEN I SAY JUMP YOU SAY HOW HIGH

"the polite thing to do is say yes"

hello rape culture

when something like this happens you should just block the person.  Problem solved.

I should clarify, when I say “block” i mean burry them in a block of cement, throw it in the ocean, and let their eternally petrified corpse provide the beginnings of a reef for some young fish because that is the most good that is ever going to come from this pitiful mass of flesh.

^^^^^^^^^

(Source: suprenaturals)

Posted 17 hours ago
If she doesn’t scare the hell out of you a little, she’s not the one.
Posted 17 hours ago